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| Warboss Goldtoof Buzzkilla
Warboss Buzzkilla has heard tales of the wealth acquired by Da Lukky Gitz from their numerous raids, and has come to join their Waaagh! to get in on the action. Additionally, he knows that Thugtard has been demoted to runtherd, so there may be an opening in Da Warband for him to take over the Waaagh! With his mighty buzzsaw powerklaw, a short yellow bus, Doc Sawbonez, a Waaagh! Banner and a few nobz in tow, the Bad Moonz is ready to get scrappin'! (Warboss is converted from the Assault on Black Reach model w/ Nobz bits, assembled and painted to match the article from White Dwarf 350).
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| Warboss Thugtard Skullsnatcha
As a young whelp Thugtard was distinguished for his exceptionally sticky fingers, but lacked the stealth to get away with his loot. In fact, Thugtard usually earned a living by bashing the teeth out his fellow Orks rather than trying to loot their gear. As he grew older (and much bigger) Thugtard enrolled in the Stormboyz, but was kicked out of bootcamp on the first day because he stole the Drillboss's bullwhip used "fer dissiplinin da young'unz". Soon thereafter Thugtard earned the "Skullsnatcha" moniker because he stopped bashing out teeth, and instead began to steal entire heads by whipping them off! This awe inspiring feat of looting quickly led him to a dominate position in Da Lukky Gitz, where upon he has led them in many a battle. However, recent failures to perform his proper duties in battle have led to his temporary demotion to runtherd while Da Big Meks run the show.
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Big Mek Chewdakka
Chewdakka is perhaps the luckiest git of them all, for he is a Big Mek who isn't even a Mekboy at all! In fact, Chewdakka was once a Dropboy, tending to the nastiest of all Ork duties when he saw an Imperial ship crash land in a nearby sand dune. From the ship, known as "da Aluminum Falkun or somefin'" came forth a couple robots (da panzee wun is to yer left), a stinkin 'oomie and a big hairy squig. Hungry as he was, Chewdakka tackled the big squig and ate him in just a few bites, much to the horror of the little 'oomie pilot. Chewdakka realized he the pilot must have some secrets, so he started interrogating him in the hope of obtaining some knowledge. Da little pinkie, called "San Holo or somefin'" start giving up all his engineering secrets in the hopes of staying alive just a bit longer. Soon Chewdakka had turned the little robots into killing machines and a new Kustom Force Field for protection. Chewdakka used these gubbinz to bring himself renown as Da Best Mek in Da Lukky Gitz, and he often leads Da Boyz into battle from the back of his battlewagon. He also likes to take Dan Solo with him, who is just as useful as an attack squig, or at least a bullet-sponge, har har har...
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Big Mek Snotshoota
Big Mek Snotshoota isn't much of a prolific mekboy, but he's dead good when it comes to tinkerin' with Da Shokk Attack Gun. He does have a tendency to get carried away, forcing more snotlings into the shoot than the gun can handle properly. Lucky for him he's got his maniac sidekick snotling he's dubbed "Klubba", a maniacal little greenskin who had travelled the warp more than any creature should. Whenever da snots get clogged up in da gun, Klubba jumps in and sets things straight, then returns to his master. See Klubba warp, see Klubba kill. Good Klubba!!
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Dok Splattaz and his RN (runty nobbla)
Da Lukky Gitz' painboy is none other than Dok Splattaz. He's usually spotted hanging out among the Nobz, doing his best to keep them choppin' amid the numerous horrific wounds they receive on a regular basis. When da goin' gets real tough, Dok's RN is quick to hand him a feisty medi-squig, equally good at replacing either the Ork's heart or his brain, depending on which one has been blasted apart.
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