I used to bring these guys to feed my chaos army during battles, but when Dogs of War went out of fashion the halfling found a new home with Cap'n Morgan's crew. Afterall, the Cap'n was getting sick of the island natives eating the missionaries and his crewmen. The hotpot has had one battle of note vs. some dwarves who thought they could just sit back and await my charge. Well, the halflings brewed up some potent Troll-Bile Chowder and splattered a unit of Ironbreakers 4 turns in a row, killing 13 of them before Cap'n Morgan finished 'em off in combat. Delicious!

He jumps up and down, he yells and bawls, he eats would-be heroes....HE'S KONG!! This is one of the few non-GW models I own, but I couldn't pass this guy up. When Cap'n Morgan found safe harbor on Kong Island, he was none too surprised to find the land inhabited by savage natives. However, he was shocked at the size of beasts on this island, and soon discovered the secrets of Kong. Befriending and allying with the natives, Kong soon became quite fond of the pirates, and often follows them into battles where he is usually shot to death by inhumane gamers :b